The Most Traumatizing Thing my Mom has Ever Said.
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Watching Rocky Horror Picture Show with my mom.
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Sweet Transvestite starts.
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Mom:
Dang
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Me:
What?
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Mom:
Tim Curry's actually pretty cut here.
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Me:
...
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Mom:
Maybe it's the corset-
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Me:
Ohgodwhatishappening
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Mom:
Tim Curry's actually pretty hot as a transvestite.
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Me:
NOOOOPE nopenopenopenope
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Mom:
What?
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Me:
I AM NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH MY MOTHER RIGHT NOW.
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Mom:
Oh come on, look how sexy his legs are!
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Me:
*dies*